Joseph & the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat

Rainbow Factory Summer Show 2022

Rainbow Factory absolutely loved getting stuck into this fab musical with music by Andrew Lloyd Webber & lyrics by Tim Rice. 

Now you can find our gallery of photos, a video of the performance, a video of the making of Joseph & much more!

Joseph & the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat - The Making Of!

Joseph & the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat - Performance

Joseph & the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat - Report

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The Music

Enjoy signing along with the professionals!

  1. Prologue

2. Any Dream Will Do

3. Jacob & Sons

4. Joseph's Dreams

5. Poor, Poor Joseph

6. One More Angel in Heaven

7. Potiphar

8. Close Ever Door to Me

9. Go, Go, Go, Joseph

10. Pharaoh Story

11. Poor, Poor Pharaoh

12. Song of the King

13. Pharaoh's Dreams

14. Stone the Crows

15. Those Canaan Days

16. The Brothers Came to Egypt

17. Who's the Thief?

18. Benjamin Calypso

19. Joseph All the Time

20. Jacob in Egypt

21. Any Dream Will Do Finale

22. The Joseph Megamix

Lyrics

  • Prologue

    Some folks dream of the wonders they'll do,

    Before their time on this planet is through.

    Some just don't have anything planned,

    They hide their hopes and theirs heads in the sand.


    Now I don't say who is wrong who is right,

    But if by chance you are here for the night.

    Then all I need is an hour or two to tell the tale of a dreamer like you.


    We all dream alot.

    Some are lucky, some are not.

    But if you think it, want it, dream it,

    Then it's real.

    You are what you feel.


    But all that I say,

    Can be told another way.

    In the story of a boy who's dreams came true.

    And he could be you.

  • Any Dream Will Do

    Joseph


    I closed my eyes, drew back the curtain

    To see for certain what I thought I knew

    Far far away, someone was weeping

    But the world was sleeping

    Any dream will do


    Joseph & Children


    I wore my coat, with golden lining

    Bright colours shining, wonderful and new

    And in the east, the dawn was breaking

    And the world was waking

    Any dream will do


    Joseph


    A crash of drums, a flash of light

    My golden coat flew out of sight

    The colours faded into darkness

    I was left alone


    Joseph & Children


    May I return to the beginning

    The light is dimming, and the dream is too

    The world and I, we are still waiting

    Still hesitating

    Any dream will do

    Joseph


    A crash of drums, a flash of light

    My golden coat flew out of sight

    The colours faded into darkness

    I was left alone


    Joseph & Children


    May I return to the beginning

    The light is dimming, and the dream is too

    The world and I, we are still waiting

    Still hesitating

    Any dream will do

  • Jacob & Sons

    Narrator


    Way way back many centuries ago,

    Not long after the Bible began

    Jacob lived in the land of Canaan,

    A fine example of a family man.

    Jacob, Jacob and sons,

    Depended on farming to earn their keep.

    Jacob, Jacob and sons,

    Spen all of his days in the fields with sheep.

    Jacob was the founder of a whole new nation

    Thanks to the number of children he had

    He was also known as Israel, but most of the time

    His sons and his wives used to call him Dad.

    Jacob, Jacob and sons,

    Men of the soil, of the sheaf and crook

    Jacob, Jacob and sons,

    A remarkable family in anyone's book.


    Narrator, Brothers, Female Ensemble & Children


    Reuben was the eldest of the children of Israel

    With Simeon and Levi the nex in line

    Naphtali and Isaachar with Asher and Dan

    Zebulun and Gad took the total to nine

    Jacob, Jacob and sons,

    Benjamin and Judah, which leaves only one

    Jacob, Jacob and sons,

    Joseph - Jacob's favourite son

    Jacob, Jacob and sons

    Jacob, Jacob and sons

    Jacob, Jacob and sons

    Jacob Jacob Jacob

    Jacob and

    Sons

  • Joseph's Coat

    Jacob


    Joseph's mother, she was quite my favourite wife

    I never really loved another all my life

    And Joseph was my joy because

    He reminded me of her

    Narrator


    Through young Joseph, Jacob lived his youth again

    Loved him, praised him, gave him all he could, but then

    It made the rest feel second best

    And even if they were -

    Brothers


    Being told we're also-rans

    Does not makes us Joseph fans

    Narrator


    But where they had really missed the boat is

    Brothers


    We're great guys but no-one seems to notice

    Narrator


    Joseph's charm and winning smile

    Failed to slay them in the aisle

    And his father couldn't see the danger

    He could not imagine any danger

    He just saw in Joseph all his dreams come true

    Jacob wanted to show the world he loved his son

    To make it clear that Joseph was the special one

    So Jacob bought his son a coat

    A multi-coloured coat to wear


    Brothers and Female Ensemble


    Joseph's coat was elegant,

    The cut was fine

    The tasteful style was the

    Ultimate in good design

    And this is why it caught the eye

    A king would stop and stare

    Narrator


    And when Joseph tried it on

    He knew his sheepskin days were gone

    Narrator & Female Ensemble & Children


    Such a dazzling coat of many colours

    How he loved his coat of many coloures

    Narrator


    In a class above the rest

    It even went well with his vest

    Such a stunning coat of many colours

    How he loved his coat of many colours

    It was red and yellow and green and

    Brown and blue

    Joseph's brothers weren't

    Too pleased with what they saw


    Brothers


    We have never liked him

    All that much before

    And now this coat

    Has got our goat

    We feel life is unfair

    Narrator, Female Ensemble & Children


    And whe Joseph graced the scene

    His brothers turned a shade of green

    His astounding clothing took the biscuit

    Brothers


    Quite the smoothest person in the district

    Joseph & Female Ensemlbe


    I look handsome, I look smart

    I am walking work of art

    Such a dazzling coat of colours

    How I love my coat of many colours

    Narrator, Joseph, Ensemble & Children


    It was red and yellow and green and brown

    And scarlet and black and ochre and peach

    And ruby and olive and violet and fawn

    And lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve

    And cream and crimson and silver and rose

    And azure and lemon and russet and grey

    And purple and white and pink and orange

    And red and yellow and green and brown and

    Scarlet and black and ochre and peach

    And ruby and olive and violet and fawn

    And lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve

    And cream and crimson and silver and rose

    And azure and lemon and russet and grey

    And purple and white and pink and orange

    And blue

  • Joseph's Dreams

    Narartor


    Joseph's coat annoyed his brothers


    Brothers


    But what makes us mad

    Are the things that Joseph tells us of the

    Dream's he often had


    Joseph


    I dreamed that in the fields one day,

    The corn gave me sign

    Your eleven sheaves of corn

    All turned and bowed to mine

    My sheaf was was quite a sight to see

    A golden sheaf and tall

    Yours were green and second-rate

    And really rather small


    Brothers


    This is not the kind of thing

    We brothers like to hear

    It seems to us that Joseph and his

    Dreams should disappear


    Joseph


    I dreamed I saw eleven stars,

    The sun the moon and sky

    Bowing down before my star,

    It made me wonder why

    Could it be that I was born

    For higgher thing than you?

    A post in someone's government,

    A ministry or two

    Brothers


    The dreams of our dear brother are

    The decade's biggest yawn

    His talk of stars and goldens sheaves

    Is just a load of corn

    Not only is he tactless but

    He's also rather dim

    For there's eleven of us and

    There's only one of him

    The dreams of course will not come true

    That is, we think they won't come true

    That is, we hope they won't come true

    What if he's right all along?


    The dreams are more than crystal clear,

    The writing on the wall

    Means that Joseph some day soon

    Will rise above us all

    The accuracy of the dreams

    We brothers do not know

    But one thing we are sure about

    The dreamer

    Has to go

  • One More Angel in Heaven

    Reuben


    Father we've something to tell you, a story of our time

    A tragic but inspiring tale of manhood in its prime

    You know you had a dozen sons -

    Well now that's not quite true

    But feel no sorrow, do not grieve,

    He would not want you to

    Reuben, Reuben's Wife & Male Ensemble


    There's one more angel in heaven

    There's one more star in the sky

    Joseph we'll never forget you

    It's tough but we're gonna get by

    There's one less place a our table

    There's one more tear in my eye

    Brothers


    But Joseph the things that you stood for

    Reuben


    Like peace and love never die

    When I think of his last great battle

    A lump comes to my throat

    It takes a man who knows no fear

    To wrestle with a goat

    His blood-stained coat is tribute to

    His final sacrifice

    His body may be past its peak

    But his soul's in paradise


    Jacob


    There's one less place a our table

    There's one more tear in my eye

    Brothers


    But Joseph the things that you stood for

    Reuben


    Like truth and light never die

    Brothers


    Carve his name with pride and courage

    Naphtali


    Let no tear be shed

    Brothers


    If he had not laid down his life

    We all would now be dead

  • Potiphar

    Narrator


    Joseph was taken to Egypt in chains and sold,

    Where he was bought by a captain named by Potiphar

    Narrator & Male Ensemble


    Potiphar had very few cares

    He was one of Egypt millionaires

    Having made a fortune buying shares in

    Potiphar


    Pyramids

    Narrator & Male Ensemble


    Potiphar had made a huge pile

    Owned a large percentage of the Nile

    Potiphar


    Meant that I could really live in style

    Narrator & Male Ensemble


    And he did

    Narrator


    Joseph was an unimportant

    Slave who found he liked his master

    Consequently worked much harder

    Even with devotion

    Potiphar could see tha Joseph

    Was a cut above the average

    Made him leader of his household

    Maximum promotion


    Narrator & Male Ensemble


    Potiphar was cool and so fine

    Potiphar


    But my wife would never toe the line

    Narrator & Male Ensemble


    It's all there in chapter thirty-nine

    Of Genesis

    She was beautiful but


    Mrs. Potiphar


    Evil

    Narrator & Male Ensemble


    Saw a lot of men against his will

    He would have to tell her that she still was his

    Was his

    Narrator


    Joseph's looks and handsome figure

    Had attracted her attention

    Every morning she would beckon

    Mrs. Potiphar


    Come and lie with me love

    Narrator


    Joseph wanted to resist her,

    Till one day she proved too eager

    Joseph cried in vain

    Joseph


    Please stop

    I don't believe in free love

    Narrator


    Potiphar was counting sheckels

    In his den below the bedroom

    When he heard a mighty rumpus

    Clattering above him

    Suddenly he knew his riches

    Couldn't buy him what he wanted

    Gold would never make him happy

    If she didn't love him


    Narrator, Ensemble & Children


    Letting out a mighty roar

    Potiphar burst through the door

    Potiphar


    Joseph, I'll see you rot in jail

    The things that you have done are beyond the pale

    Narrator, Ensemble & Children


    Poor, poor Joseph, locked up in a cell

    Things ain't going well, hey, locked up in a cell

    Poor, poor Joseph, locked up in a cell

    Things ain't going well, hey, locked up in a cell

    Locked up in a cell

  • Close Every Door to Me

    Joseph


    Close every door to me,

    Hide all the world from me

    Bar all the windows

    And shut out the light

    Do what you want with me,

    Hate me and laugh at me

    Darken my daytime

    And toture my night

    If my life were important I

    Would ask will I live or die

    But I know the answers lie

    Far from this world

    Close every door to me,

    Keep those I love from me

    Children of Israel

    Are never alone

    For I know I shall find

    My own peace of mind

    For I have been promised

    A land of my own


    Children


    Close every door to me,

    Hide all the world from me

    Bar all the windows

    And shut out the light

    Joseph


    Just give me a number

    Instead of my name

    Forget all about me

    And let me decay

    I do not matter,

    I'm only one person

    Destroy me completely

    Then throw me away

    If my life were important I

    Would ask will I live or die

    But I know the answers lie

    Far from this world


    Joseph, Ensemble & Children


    Close every door to me,

    Keep those I love from me

    Children of Israel

    Are never alone

    For we know we shall find

    Our own peace of mind

    For we have been promised

    A land of our own

  • Go, Go, Go, Joseph

    Narrator


    Joseph's luck was really out,

    His spirit and his fortune low

    Alone he sat, alone he thought

    Of happy times he used to know

    First Man


    Hey dreamer, don't be so upset

    Second Man


    Hey Joseph, you're not beaten yet

    Narrator & Ensemble


    Go, go, go Joseph you know what they say

    Hang on now Joseph you'll make it some day

    Don't give up Joseph fight till you drop

    We've read the book and you come at on top

    Narrator


    Now into Joseph's prison cell

    Were flung two very frightened men

    Baker & Buttler


    We don't think we will ever

    See the light of day again

    Hey Joseph, help us if you can

    We've had dreams that we don't understand

    Narrator & Ensemble


    Both men were servants of Pharaoh the King

    Both in the doghouse for doing their thing

    Narrator


    One was a baker, a cook in his prime

    One was a buttler, the Jeeves of his time

    Joseph


    Tell me of your dreams my friends

    And I will tell you what they show

    Though I cannot guarantee

    To get it right, I'll have a go

    Narrator


    First the butler, trembling took the floor

    Nervously he spoke of what he saw

    Buttler


    There I was standing in front of a vine

    I took some grapes and I crushed them to wine

    I gave some to Pharaoh who drank from my cup

    I tried to interpret but I had to give up

    Joseph


    You will soon be free my friend

    So do not worry any more

    The king will let you out of here,

    You'll buttle as you did before

    Narrator


    Next the baker rose to tell his dream

    Hoping it would have a similar theme

    Baker


    There I was standing with baskets of breads

    High in the sky I saw birds overhead

    Who flew to my baskets and ate every slice

    Give me the message - like his would be nice

    Joseph


    Sad to say your dream is not

    The kind of dream I'd like to get

    Pharaoh has it in for you,

    Your execution date is set

    Don't rely on all I said I saw

    It's just that I have not been wrong before

    Ensemble


    Go go Joe

    Go go Joe

    Go go Joe

    Go go Joe


    Go, go, go Joseph you know what they say

    Hang on now Joseph you'll make it some day

    Sha la la Joseph you're still in your prime

    You and your dreamcoat ahead of your time

    Go, go, go Joseph you know what they say

    Hang on now Joseph you'll make it some day

    Sha la la Joseph you're still in your prime

    You and your dreamcoat ahead of your time


    Go, go, go, go

    Go, go, go, go

    Go, go, go, go

    Go, go, go, go

    Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go

    Joseph you know what they say

    Hang on now Joseph you'll make it some day

    Sha la la Joseph you're still in your prime

    You and your dreamcoat ahead of your time


    Go, go, go, go, go, go, go Joseph you know what they say

    Hang on now Joseph you'll make it some day

    Sha la la Joseph you're still in your prime

    You and your dreamcoat ahead of your time


    Narrator


    Ahead of your time

    Joseph


    Ahead of my time

    Narrator


    Ahead of your time

    Joseph


    Ahead of my

    All 

    Time

  • Pharaoh Story

    Narrator


    Pharaoh, he was

    A powerful man

    With the ancient world

    In the palm of his hand

    To all intents and purposes he

    Was Egypt with a capital E

    Whatever he did

    He was showered with praise

    If he cracked a joke

    Then you chortled for days

    No-one had rights or a

    Vote but the king

    In fact you might say

    He was fairly right-wing

    When Pharaoh's around,

    Then you get down on the ground

    If you ever find yourself near Ramases

    Get down on your knees


    Female Ensemble & Children


    A Pharaoh's story,

    A Pharaoh's story

    A Pharaoh's story,

    A Pharaoh's story

    Narrator


    Down at the other

    End of the scale

    Joseph is still

    Doing time in jail

    For even though he is

    In with the guards

    A liftime in prison

    Seems quite on the cards

    But if my analysis of

    The position is right

    At the end of the tunnel

    There's seems a glimmer of light

    For all of a sudden

    Indescribable things

    Have shattered the sleep

    Of both peasants and kings

    Strange as it seems,

    There's been a run of crazy dreams

    And a man who can interpret

    Could go far - could become a star


    Female Ensemble & Children


    Could be famous,

    Could be a big success

    Could be famous,

    Could be a big success

    Narrator


    Strange as it seems

    There's been a

    Run of crazy dreams

    And a man who can interpret

    Could go far

    Could become a star

    Narrator & Ensemble


    Could be famous,

    Could be a big success

    Could be famous,

    Could be a big success

    Strange as it seems

    There's been a

    Run of crazy dreams

    And a man who can interpret

    Could go far


    Ah

    Could become a star

    Could be famous,

    Could be a big success

    Could be famous,

    Could be a star 

  • Poor, Poor Pharaoh

    Narrator


    Guess what? In his bed Pharaoh

    Had an uneasy night

    He had had a dream that pinned him

    To his sheets with fright

    No-one knew the meaning of this dream

    What to do, ehatever could it mean?

    Then his buttler said


    Buttler


    I know of a bloke in jail

    Who is hot on dreams,

    Could explain old Pharaoh's tale

    Narrator


    Pharaoh said

    Pharaoh


    Well fetch this Joseph man

    I need him to help me if he can

    Narrator & Ensemble


    Poor, poor Pharaoh,

    What'cha gonna do

    Dreams are hanting you, hey,

    What'cha gonna do

    Narrator


    Chained and bound, afraid, alone

    Joseph stood before the throne

    Joseph


    My service to Pharaoh has begun

    Tell me your problems, mighty one

  • Song of the King

    Pharaoh & Ensemble


    Well I was wandering along by the banks of the river

    When seven fat cows came up out of the Nile, uh-huh

    And right behind these fine healthy animals came

    Seve other cows, skinny and vile, uh-huh

    Well the thin cows ate the fat cows which I

    Thought would do them good, uh-huh

    But it didn't make them fatter like such

    A monster supper should


    Well the thin cows were as thin

    As they had ever, ever, ever been

    Well this dream has got me baffled

    Hey, Joseph, won't you tell me what it means?


    Well you know that kings ain't stupid

    But I don't have a clue

    So don't be cruel Joseph

    Help me I beg of you


    Well I was standing doing nothing in a field out of town

    Whe I saw seven beautiful ears of corn, uh-huh

    They were ripe, they were golden and

    You've guessed it,

    Right behind them came seven other ears

    Tattered and torn, uh-huh


    Well the bad corn ate the good corn

    They came up from behind yes they did

    Now Joseph here's the punch line

    It's really gonna blow your mind


    Well the bad corn was

    As bad as it had ever, ever, ever been

    Well this dream has got me all shook up

    Treat me nice and tell me what it means


    Hey, hey, hey Joseph

    Won't you tell poor old Pharaoh

    What does this crazy dream mean?

    Oh yeah 

  • Pharaoh's Dreams Explained

    Joseph


    Seven years of bumper crops are on their way

    Years of plenty, endless wheat and toms of hay

    Your farms will boom, there won't be room

    To store the surplus food you grow

    After that, the future doesn't look so bright

    Egypt's luck will change completely overnight

    And famine's hand will stalk the land

    With food an all-time low

    Noble king, there is no doubt

    What your dreams are all about

    All these things you saw in your pyjamas

    Are a long-range forecast for your farmers

    Joseph, Female Ensemble & Children


    And I'm sure it's crossed your mind

    What it is you have to find

    Find a man to lead you through the famine

    With a flair for economic planning

    But who this man could be

    I just don't know

    Who this man could be

    I just don't know

    Who this man could be

    I just don't know

  • Stone the Crows

    Narrator


    Pharaoh said -

    Pharaoh


    Well stone the crows,

    This Joseph is a clever kid

    Who'd have thought that fourteen cows

    Could mean the things he said they did?

    Joseph, you must help me further;

    I have got a job for you

    You shall lead us through this crisis -

    You shall be my number two


    Narrator & Female Ensemble


    Pharaoh told his guards to fetch

    A chisel from the local store

    Whereupon he ordered them

    To cut the chains that Joseph wore

    Joseph got a royal pardon

    And a host of splendid things

    A chariot of gold, a cloak,

    A medal and some signet rings


    Joseph -

    Pharaoh's number two

    Joseph -

    Egypt looks to you


    Jospeh, Narrator & Female Ensemble


    Joseph -

    Pharaoh's number two

    Joseph -

    Egypt looks to you

    Narrator & Female Ensemble


    Seven summers on the trot

    Were perfect just as Joseph said

    Joseph saw that food was gathered

    Ready for the years ahead

    Seven years of famine followed

    Egypt didn't mind a bit

    The first recorded rationing

    In history was a hit


    Female Ensemble


    Joseph how can we ever say

    All that we want to about you

    We're so glad that you came our way

    We would have perished without you

    Pharaoh


    Joseph we are the perfect team

    Old buddies, that's you and me

    I was wise to have chosen you

    You'll be wise to agree

    Female Ensemble


    Joseph how can we ever say

    All that we want to about you

    We're so glad that you came our way

    We would have perished without you

    Pharaoh


    We were in a jam

    Would have baffled Abraham

    But now we're a partneship

    It's just a piece of cake

    Female Ensemble


    Greatest man since Noah

    Only goes to shoah

    Joseph


    Anyone from anywhere can make it

    If they get a lucky break

    Narrator & Female Ensemble


    This could be a happy ending,

    Perfect place to stop the show

    Joseph after all has gone

    About as far as he can go

    But I'm sure that Jacob and

    His other sons have crossed your mind

    How had famine hit the family

    Joseph left behind?

  • Those Canaan Days

    Simeon


    Do you remember the good years in Canaan?

    The summers were endlessly gold

    The fields were a patchwork of clover

    The winters were never too cold

    We'd stroll down the boulevards together

    And averything round us was fine

    Jacob


    Now the fileds are dead and bare

    No joie de vivre anywhere

    Et maintenant we drink a bitter wine

    Brothers


    Those Canaan days we used to know

    Where have they gone, where did they go?

    Eh bien, raise your berets

    To those Canaan days

    Simeon


    Do you remember those wonderful parties?

    The splendour of Canaan's cuisine

    Our extravagant, elegant soirees

    The gayest the Bible has seen

    It's funny but since we lost Joseph

    We've gone to the other extreme

    No-one comes to dinner now

    We only eat them anyhow

    I even find I'm missing Joseph's dreams


    Brothers


    Those Canaan days we used to know

    Where have they gone, where did they go?

    Eh bien, raise your berets

    To those Canaan days

    Simeon


    It's funny but since we lost Joseph

    We've gone to the other extreme

    Perhaps we all misjudged the lad

    Perhaps he wasn't quite that bad

    And how we miss his entertaining dreams

    Brothers


    Those Canaan days we used to know

    Where have they gone, where did they go?

    Eh bien, raise your berets

    Simeon


    To those Canaan days

    Brothers


    Eh bien, raise your berets

    To those Canaan days

  • Brothers Come to Egypt

    Narrator


    So back in Canaan the future looked rough

    Jacob's family were finding it tough

    Brothers


    For the famine has caught us unprepared

    We are thin

    We are ill

    We are getting scared

    It's enough to make anyone weep

    We are down to our very last sheep

    Reuben


    We will starve if we hang around here

    Zebulun


    But in Egypt there's food going spare

    Asher


    They've got corn

    They've got meat

    They've got fruit and drinks

    Dan


    And if we have the time

    We could see the Sphinx

    Narrator


    So they finally decided to go

    Off to Egypt to see brother Jo

    So they all lay before

    Joseph's feet


    Brothers


    Mighty prince, give us something to eat

    Narrator


    Joseph found it a strain

    Not to laugh because

    Not a brother among them

    Knew who he was

    Joseph


    I shall now take them all for a ride

    After all they have tried fratricide

  • Grovel, Grovel

    Joseph


    I dreamed that in the fields one day,

    The corn gave me sign

    Your eleven sheaves of corn

    All turned and bowed to mine

    I dreamed I saw eleven stars,

    The sun the moon and sky

    Bowing down before my star,

    And now I realise why

    How do I know where you came from?

    You could be spies

    Telling me that you are hungry -

    That could be lies

    How do I know who you are?

    Why do you think I should help you?

    Would you help me?

    Why on earth should I believe you?

    I've no guarantee


    Narrator & Brothers


    Grovel, grovel, cringe, bow, stoop, fall

    Worship, worship, beg, kneel, sponge, crawl

    Brothers


    We are just eleven brothers,

    Good men and true

    Though we know we count for nothing

    When up next to you

    Honesty's are middle name

    Life is slowly ebbing from us,

    Hope's almost gone

    It's getting very hard to see us

    From sideways on

    Narrator & Brothers


    Grovel, grovel, cringe, bow, stoop, fall

    Worship, worship, beg, kneel, sponge, crawl

    Jospeh


    I rather like the way you're talking,

    Astute and sincere

    Suddenly your tragic story

    It gets me right here

    Brothers


    This is what we hoped he'd say

    Jospeh


    All this tugging at my heartstrings

    Seems quite justified

    I shall give you what you came for

    And lots more beside

    Narrator & Brothers


    Grovel, grovel, cringe, bow, stoop, fall

    Worship, worship, beg, kneel, sponge, crawl

    Brothers


    Thank you, thank you, cringe, bow, stoop, fall

    Worship, worship, beg, kneel, sponge, crawl

    Narrator


    Joseph handed them sackloads of food

    And they grovelled with base gratitude

    Female Ensemble


    Then, unseen, Joseph out around the back

    And planted a cup in young Benjamin's sack

    Narrator


    When the brothers were ready to go

    Jospeh turned to them all

    With a terrible stare and said

    Joseph


    No No No No No 

  • Who's the Thief?

    Joseph


    Stop, you robbers -

    Your little number's up

    One of you has stolen

    My precious gldn cup

    Narrator


    Joseph started serching

    Through his brothers' sacks

    Everyone was nervous,

    No-one could relax

    Children


    Who's the thief?

    Who's the thief?

    Who's the thief?

    Who's the thief?

    Narrator & Children


    Is it Reuben? No.

    Is it Simeon? No.

    Is it Naphtali? No.

    Is it Dan? No.

    Is it Asher? No.

    Is it Isaachar? No.

    Is it Levi? No.

    Who's the man? No.

    Is it Zebulun? No.

    Is it Gad? No.

    Is it Judah? No.

    Is it him?

    Children


    Could it be, could it be

    Could it be, could it be

    Could it be, could it be

    Narrator


    Could i possibly be Banjamin?

    Children


    Yes. Yes. Yes.

    Joseph


    Benjamin, you nasty youth,

    Your crime has shocked me to the core

    Never in my whole career

    Hav I encontered this before

    Guards, seize him! Lock him in a cell

    Throw the key into the Nile as well

    Narrator


    Each of the brothers fell to his knees

    Brothers


    Show him some mercy, oh mighty one please

    He would not do this, he must have been framed

    Jail us and beat us, we should be blamed.

  • Benjamin Calypso

    Brothers


    Oh no - not he

    How can you accuse him is a mystery

    Save him - take me

    Benjamin is straightr than the tall palm tree

    Judah


    I hear the steel drums sing their song

    They're singing man you know you've got it wrong

    I hear the voice of the yellow bird

    Singing in the tree this is quite absurd

    Oh yes


    Brothers


    Oh yes

    Judah


    It's true

    Brothers


    It's true

    Judah


    Benjamin is straighter than the big bamboo

    No ifs

    Brothers


    No ifs

    Judah


    No buts

    Brothers


    No buts

    Judah


    Benjamin is honest as coconuts

    Sure as the tide wash the golden sand

    Benjamin is an innocent man

    Sure as bananas need the sun

    We are the criminal guilty ones


    Oh no


    Brothers & Female Ensemble


    Oh no

    Judah


    Not he

    Brothers & Female Ensemble


    Not he

    How you can accuse him is a mystery

    Judah


    Save him

    Brothers & Female Ensemble


    Save him

    Judah


    Take me

    Brothers & Female Ensemble


    Take me

    Benjamin is straighter than the tall palm tree

    Judah, Brothers & Female Ensemble


    Oh no

    Not he

    How can you accuse him is a mystery

    Save him

    Take me

    Benjamin is straightr than the tall palm tree

    Judah


    Sure as the tide wash the golden sand

    Benjamin is an innocent man

    Sure as bananas need the sun

    We are the criminal guilty ones

    Oh no


    Brothers & Female Ensemble


    Oh no

    Judah


    Not he

    Brothers & Female Ensemble


    Not he

    Judah & Female Ensemble


    How you can accuse him is a mystery

    Judah


    Save him

    Brothers & Female Ensemble


    Save him

    Judah


    Take me

    Judah, Brothers & Female Ensemble


    Take me

    Benjamin is straighter than the tall palm tree

    Oh no - not he

    How can you accuse him is a mystery

    Save him - take me

    La la la la la la la

  • Joseph All the Time

    Narrator


    Joseph knew by this his brothers now were honest men

    The time had come at last to reunite them all again


    Joseph


    Can't you recognise my face? Is it had to see

    That Joseph, who you thought was dead, your brother

    It's me?


    Narrator & Children


    Joseph, Joseph, is it really true?

    Joseph, Joseph, is it really you?


    Narrator, Ensemble & Children


    Joseph, Joseph

  • Jacob in Egypt

    Ensemble


    So Jacob came to Egypt,

    No longer feeling old

    And Joseph came to meet him

    In his chariot

    Of gold

    Of gold

    Of gold

    Of gold

  • Finale


    Joseph


    I closed my eyes, drew back the curtain

    To see for certain what I thought I knew

    Far far away, someone was weeping

    But the world was sleeping

    Any dream will do

    Joseph & Children


    I wore my coat, with golden lining

    Bright colours shining, wonderful and new

    And in the east, the dawn was breaking

    And the world was waking

    Any dream will do

    Joseph


    A crash of drums

    Narrator


    A flash of light

    Joseph


    My golden coat flew out of sight

    Joseph & Narrator


    The colours faded into darkness

    I was left alone

    Joseph & Narrator & Children


    May I return to the beginning

    The light is dimming, and the dream is too

    The world and I, we are still waiting

    Still hesitating, any dream will do

    Still hesitating, any dream will do

    Full Company


    May I return to the beginning

    The light is dimming, and the dream is too

    The world and I, we are still waiting

    Still hesitating, any dream will do

    Give me my coloured coat,

    My amazing coloured coat

    Give me my coloured coat,

    My amazing coloured

    Coat

  • Joseph Megamix

    Go go go Joseph

    Go go go Joseph

    Jacob. Jacob and sons

    Ah ah ah ah ah

    Jacob. Jacob and sons

    Ah ah ah ah ah

    Jacob. Jacob and sons

    Jacob. Jacob and sons

    Jacob. Jacob and sons

    Jacob. Jacob and sons

    Jacob, Jacob, Jacob

    Jacob and sons

    red, yellow, green, brown,

    scarlet, black, ocher, peach,

    ruby, olive, violet, fawn,

    He looks handsome, he looks smart

    He is a walking work of art

    In his dazzling coat of many colors

    How he loves that coat of many colors

    It was red, yellow, green, brown

    scarlet, black, ocher, peach

    ruby, olive, violet, fawn

    lilac, gold, chocolate, mauve

    cream and crimson and silver and rose

    And azure and lemon and russet and grey

    And purple and white and pink and orange

    And blue


    (Whistle)

    There's one more angel in heaven

    There's one more star in the sky

    Joseph we'll never forget you

    It's tough but we're gonna get by

    There's one more angel in heaven

    There's one more star in the sky

    Joseph the things that you stood for

    Like truth and light never die


    Go, go, go Joseph you know what they say

    Hang on now Joseph you'll make it some day

    Sha la la Joseph you're doing fine

    You and your dreamcoat ahead of your time

    Go, go, go Joseph you know what they say

    Hang on now Joseph you'll make it some day

    Sha la la Joseph you're doing fine

    You and your dreamcoat ahead of your time

    Go, go, go,

    Joseph you know what they say

    Hang on now Joseph you'll make it some day

    Sha la la Joseph you're doing fine

    You and your dreamcoat ahead of your time

    A Pharaoh's story

    A Pharaoh's story

    A Pharaoh's story

    A Pharaoh's story

    Strange as it seems

    There's been a run of crazy dreams

    And a man who can interpret

    Could go far

    Could become a star

    Could be famous

    Could be a big success

    Could be famous

    Could be a big success

    Could be famous

    Could be a big success

    Could be famous

    Could be a big success

    Joseph,

    Pharaoh's number two

    Joseph,

    Egypt looks to you

    Joseph,

    Pharaoh's number two

    Joseph,

    Egypt looks to you

    Joseph!

    Well I was wandering

    along by the banks of the river

    When seven fat cows

    came up out of the Nile,

    uh-huh oh yeah!

    And right behind these

    fine healthy animals came

    Seven other cows,

    skinny and vile, uh-huh oh yeah!

    Well the thin cows ate

    the fat cows which I

    Thought would do them

    good, uh-huh oh yeah!

    But it didn't make

    them fatter like such

    A monster supper should

    Well the thin cows were as thin

    As they had ever, ever, ever been

    This dream has got me baffled

    Hey, Joseph, what does it mean?

    Well you know that kings ain't stupid

    But I don't have a clue

    So don't be cruel Joseph

    Help now me I beg of you


    So back in Canaan

    the future looked rough

    Jacob's family were finding it tough

    For the famine has

    caught us unprepared

    We are thin

    We are ill

    We are getting scared

    It's enough to make anyone weep

    We are down to our very last sheep

    We will starve if we hang around here

    And in Egypt there's food going spare

    They've got corn

    They've got meat

    They've got fruit and drinks

    And if we have the time

    We could see the Sphinx

    So they finally decided to go

    Here we go!

    Off to Egypt to see brother Jo


    Oh no - not he

    How you can accuse him is a mystery

    Save him - take me

    Benjamin is straighter

    than the tall palm tree

    Oh, yes - its true

    Benjamin is straighter

    than the big bamboo

    No ifs, No buts

    Benjamin is honest as coconuts

    La la la la la la la la...


    So Jacob came to Egypt

    No longer feeling old

    And Joseph came to meet him

    In his chariot

    Of gold

    Of gold

    Of gold

    Give me my colored coat

    My amazing colored coat

    Give me my colored coat

    My amazing colored coat!

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